Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
