did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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