I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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