Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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