The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hello my rib-scented angel!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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