just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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