oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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