He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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