I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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