when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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