I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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