My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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