So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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