So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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