hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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