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  My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...

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• If someone makes a soviet Russia joke out of this, I'll kill you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:06pm

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• How is this not funny? It's one of the best I have ever read. Congrats on being STD free!

  Submitted by Goldilocks on Feb 12, 10 at 10:08pm

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• Fucking epic!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:37pm

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• I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish...but Paris Hilton is the biggest drunken slut of all time. OF ALL TIME!

  Submitted by Boxy on Feb 12, 10 at 8:45pm

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• You're disgusting. This isn't even funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:24pm

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• Sti

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:41pm

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• SOOOO true 11 19

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:16pm

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• I LOVE SLUTS!!!

  Submitted by Tour18 on Feb 12, 10 at 12:55pm

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• It never ceases to amaze me all the people that are so moral and uptight but still spend their free time xmmenting on this site

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:08pm

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• Wow ur a dirty nig slut

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:00pm

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• 4:35... You counted?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:48pm

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• Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:55pm

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• Iggnorate slut.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:14pm

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  • ha if you're going to insult somebody learn how to spell first idiot

    Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 1:38pm

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• Soviet Russian is a nerd

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:23pm

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• In Soviet Russia jokes kill you!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:11pm

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• Honestly this the the funniest one I have read so far haha. And why are you people so effing serious on here? Honestly get off your high horses and get the fuck over it

  Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 1:35pm

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• Joke or no joke... that is just fucking gross. Why are people proud of being tramps? Quit being a waste of life you tools.

  Submitted by TxOilFields87 on Feb 12, 10 at 12:47pm

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  • Just because she's getting laid more than you are doesn't mean you need to be bitter about it.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:30am

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    • once again i am going to have to agree with you herschel lol

      Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 1:37pm

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• In Soviet Russia, you're still a whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:53pm

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• congrats, youre a dumb dirty slut.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 12, 10 at 7:38pm

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• 11 10 *

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:16pm

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• Ewww she must be as loose as a chimney

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:49pm

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• Congrats! I used to consider myself a "classy hoe" (I changed my wayswhen I met my fiancée) and I just want to say that women are freer to make their own sexual escapades and there is nothing wrong with it. We have sexual desires too. Rock on horny women!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:57pm

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• this is longer then 156 characters.. just saying.

  Submitted by Devil_Town on Feb 13, 10 at 4:35am

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  • look at it and you can tell. and Microsoft word will count it for you.

    Submitted by Devil_Town on Feb 16, 10 at 4:09am

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• I hope you're happy with your loose pussy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:29pm

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• Bravo!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 3:20am

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• Hahahahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:45am

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• :)

  Submitted by mesodeal on May 5, 11 at 9:58pm

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• Amen sista

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:23am

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• I love this woman, dirty dirty, I love her!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:58pm

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• All nigg ers have the HIV

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:33pm

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• In Soviet Russia there are no clean STD tests

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:32pm

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• Our future, ladies and gentleman.

  Submitted by pajust on May 13, 11 at 8:31pm

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• Hoooooker:)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:27pm

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• Hey 12:49- it's 'facepalm' if you're going to sound like a dumbass atleast get it right And this is the beat text ever :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:09pm

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• Getting a clean STD test is a pretty amazing feeling

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:05pm

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• In America all Russians have aids

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:25pm

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• The person who wrote this is a slut, and any guys tht like this is a desperate nerd and iff ur gunna send a chain message don't make it sound like one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:00am

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• To 2:54- you know the iPhone does have a copy paste option.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:20pm

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• *commenting

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:10pm

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• Ewww

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:50pm

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• In soviet russia you dont get STD, STD get you.

  Submitted by brandonAa on May 2, 10 at 1:39am

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• More about whores having meaningless sex thinking it's ok thank god the world willl be gone in 100 years or so thanks to people like this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:40am

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• I hope this was a mass text cus it would be a pain to type this for every guys in your phone...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:54pm

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• Hi-five!

  Submitted by HOTFUZZMURPHY on Dec 13, 11 at 5:52am

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• Does this include the "Sri"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:41pm

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• What do rent out your vagina to people

  Submitted by Goalie001 on Aug 13, 10 at 10:43am

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• Why the Fuck are people talking about STD's in Soviet Russia

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:41am

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• I would like to point out that this is to long to be a text

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:50pm

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  • I doubt if even 20% of these texts are legit. Most seem like 12 year olds with nothing better to do.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 12, 10 at 7:42pm

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• Whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:41pm

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• Awwww, white girls....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:08pm

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• Wow some people are so serious. If you can't handle it bdint read it. Fuck spark up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:46am

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• Gross

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:02pm

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• In Soviet Russia STD test tanks you for being clean.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:49pm

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• This shit is hysterical, legit text or not. I couldn't have said it better!! And...I'm framing that shot myself.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:59am

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• i feeel the same way. im so happy i have support on my sexual conquests. thanks for putting it in words!! haaa

  Submitted by burrrrrrrrgirl on Feb 12, 10 at 9:09pm

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• Awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:32pm

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• A black ape did Not type this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:50pm

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• Maraige material? I think so

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:47pm

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  • Too bad you're not. It's 'marriage'

    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 12, 10 at 12:56pm

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• I guess ppl are missing the Clueless reference

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:36pm

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• I hope you get aids

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:14pm

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  • rude!! why would you wish that upon anyone?!?! Dick

    Submitted by miamor671 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:09am

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• Welcome to the youth of America....*sigh* I can't believe these are the people who'll be running the world in 20 years....*palmface*

  Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:49am

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• Nice dude

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:06pm

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• It's not funny, it's hilarious

  Submitted by castrodela on May 6, 11 at 2:52pm

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