so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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