Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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