i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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