Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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