I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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