Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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