im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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