Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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