i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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