I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
