what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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