Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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