who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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