I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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