he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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