it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My dick has a subreddit
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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