You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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