there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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