Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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