508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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