roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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