How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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