Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
