so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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