that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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