About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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