Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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