But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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