Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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