O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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