Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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