it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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