IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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