can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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